nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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