Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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