Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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