the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
