just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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