He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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