Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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