I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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