I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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