paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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