forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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