Sry I called you an 8
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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