ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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