Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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