Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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