Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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