It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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