Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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