i don't plan on having that self control this summer
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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