vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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