I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
That accounts for only three of the penises
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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