Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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