hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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