This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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