if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
What a dumb baby whore.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
