Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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