I just saw a hot homeless man
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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