I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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