I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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