Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You are a genius and a whore.
I wear drunk well.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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