I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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