check it out our google latitudes are spooning
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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