Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
me + whiskey = a bad person
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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