batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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