can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Quick, to the slutcave!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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