We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How many fucks given?
0.12846
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
