He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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