i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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