yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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