you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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