No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
there is glitter all over my balls
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