idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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