I think my fart just growled at me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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