She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Enjoy the penises
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
