Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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