How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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