i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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