If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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