How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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