I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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