Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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