He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i dont even know how to be here
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize