how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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